Infallible arguments

MAMA: Max, it's time to take off your swimsuit and get in the bath.

 MAX: But Mama, I can't take it off -- it reminds me of Chicago!

It turns out you can indeed buy happiness - for $9.99 at Target

First swim of the season

Educational

MAX: it's movie day tomorrow. We have to bring in something educational. What about Lion King 2?

MAMA: that's not really educational.

MAX: yes it is; it's about love!

5.

MAMA: What would you like on your cake?

MAX: me.

The Sandbox