grandpa-gram/ 1st sentence?!!!

Dispatch from Big Max:

"On thursday october 30 I went to pick up Maxi from the baby sitter. As I was carrying him down the steps, the boy told me as clearly as day 'I want to walk' while pointing to the steps. I put him down. Not grand pa hearing things."

boy genius.

If at first you don't succeed.

For the record: Max made the ramp himself -- dragged it right up off the floor onto the table. Really, he did!

Budget Halloween, part deux

more for you, readers!
1. Beekeeper
2. Bullfighter
3. Usain Bolt

Dear Crayola

Please reconsider calling your crayon colors by such appetizing names as "apricot" and "plum." My son reads the labels and, confused, expects the crayons to taste like their namesakes.

Sincerely,

Max's Mama.

Handyman for hire

for Ben

We start 'em early on chores in these parts.

Budget Halloween

The economy is tough, dear readers. Being sensitive to that fact, Max has come up with a few budget-friendly costumes:

1. Lobster
2. Ghost
3. Huey P. Newton

why we'll never have pets

poops and giggles

well, just giggles.

time flies

well, I'll upload a video tonight -- peekaboo, revisited.

Meanwhile, our young hero has learned to undress himself. He was so excited about this new feat that he tried it in public yesterday.