End of Year Blowout

Antics enough to entertain you till 2009!

there must be a reason for this

that only the under-2 set can grasp.

the right way to ride a bike

loungin'

Look Ma, a snow globe!

Max + Baking Soda = fun!

adventures in potty training

So... Max now knows how to pull down his pants and aim. Next step: where you aim is as important as how.


real pictures and actual dispatches coming soon. Promise.

Budget Spa

Do you need a great gift for the holidays? For a small fee, we will dispatch young Max to your house, or the house of your loved one, where he will hide bread between your bedsheets. The bread dries and forms a lot of crumbs that act as a natural exfoliant. You too can wake up with smooth-as-Max's-bottom skin. Call for details.