Monday, December 1, 2008

Budget Spa

Do you need a great gift for the holidays? For a small fee, we will dispatch young Max to your house, or the house of your loved one, where he will hide bread between your bedsheets. The bread dries and forms a lot of crumbs that act as a natural exfoliant. You too can wake up with smooth-as-Max's-bottom skin. Call for details.

1 comment:

S. Tenzer said...

You have a budding entrepreneur on your hands ... but I think I'll skip that particular spa treatment thanks ;)