Monday, December 31, 2012

Gorilla DNA

Max enters with a small gorilla-shaped vial full of brown liquid

MAX:  I have some gorilla DNA.  If you drink it, you will turn into a gorilla.  I can drink it because I already have spider DNA in me, and spiders bite bears.

Max takes a sip from the vial

MAX:  Mmmmmm tastes like chocolate.

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